25. Oneness

Italy is a big lovely country. Italians like being italian… everything is fine.
But Naples is overcrowd by garbage while Milan is not.
So, funny neapolitans picked garbage up the passenger train bound for Milan.
Over the seats.

24. Toy soldiers

Italian people like pretending to live in a dangerous country. So Ignazio LaRussa and his friend Maroni decided to spread soldiers in italian cities to patrol against crime.
They like toy soldiers.
Later he went to his friend’s home and they ate Nutella sandwiches.

23. Children

Italian people like children. They don’t like when gypsies (maybe…) try to kidnap their children. But they like shooting each other to settle the score.
So, they almost killed a child in Melito (Naples).
5oo witnesses didn’t tell the police about it.

22. Europe

Italian people are different from european people. Enjoy this video.

21. Health

Italian doctors like surgery. They like surgery so much that 13 doctors in Milan performed surgery on patients, even if they didn’t need it.
For money.

20. Soccer

Italian people like soccer, but they don’t like when the opposing team scores.
So, when Netherland made a goal, italians got down and Netherland kicked their ass.

19. Studying

Italian people like nuclear power plants, but they don’t like studying how nuclear power works.
So Berlusconi said in TV we can “create nuclear power with the break-up of cells”.

Everyone is nuclear inside.

18. Bare-chested dancers

Italian women like watching bare-chested dancers on talent shows, but italian people don’t like immigrates.
So someone assailed Kledi, a hot TV dancer from Albania, yelling: “We’ll turn you back in fu**ing Albania!”
Bare-chested man 0 – racism 1

I wonder if they’re jealous of Kledi’s muscles.

17. Decisions

Italian people don’t like making firm decisions. They like changing their mind everytime they want, even if they are politicians.
So Berlusconi said he doesn’t want a new offence of clandestine immigration, even if he signed the decree law.

16. Honesty

Italian people don’t like honesty, especially if it involves revealing the truth.
So Camorra decided to kill Michele Orsi, a man who was cooperating with justice for investigations about Campania’s garbage.