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30. Summer

Posted in information, tagged , on June 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Italian people love summer. They love sunbathing with friends, talking about that ugly girl with cellulite.
But they don’t like hot weather.
So everyday, newscasts and newspapers highlight scary scary news about hot weather’s danger:
it’s hot! Everybody out!
This year is the hottest year ever!
Women and children first!
People die!
We all are going to die!!!!
(this news is sponsored by [...]

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28. Documentaries

Posted in information, tagged , on June 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Italian people don’t like documentaries, expecially if they tell the truth. So, italian TV didn’t broadcast this american documentary:
CITIZEN BERLUSCONI
Enjoy it.

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12. Censorship

Posted in information, tagged , on May 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Italian people like saying whatever they want. But they don’t like when others do the same. So usually they cut off journalists or they shout loudly against people who talk about unpleasant stuff.

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4. Beauty

Posted in information, tagged , on May 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Italian people don’t like unpleasant things. They like beauty, pleasure and themeselves.
So, when Burma was devasted by an hurricane, italian newscasts prefered talking about italian wine.

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3. Television

Posted in information, tagged , on May 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Italian people like watching TV. But they don’t like boring shows, like newscast and political programming.
So boring shows will be replaced by trash entertainment.
Relax, everithing will be reassuring, alienating, conforming trash…
Look at me…look at me…you are relaxed…you are relaxed…breathe…now you will do everything I say… breathe…ok, now…you are… a chicken!

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