Italian people love summer. They love sunbathing with friends, talking about that ugly girl with cellulite.
But they don’t like hot weather.
So everyday, newscasts and newspapers highlight scary scary news about hot weather’s danger:
it’s hot! Everybody out!
This year is the hottest year ever!
Women and children first!
People die!
We all are going to die!!!!
(this news is sponsored by Air Conditioning Multinational Company)
