Italian people love summer. They love sunbathing with friends, talking about that ugly girl with cellulite.
But they don’t like hot weather.
So everyday, newscasts and newspapers highlight scary scary news about hot weather’s danger:
it’s hot! Everybody out!
This year is the hottest year ever!
Women and children first!
People die!
We all are going to die!!!!
(this news is sponsored by [...]
Archive for June, 2008
30. Summer
Posted in information, tagged news, summer on June 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
29. Friends
Posted in crime, tagged berlusconi, justice, law, politics on June 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian leader of opposition liked Berlusconi. He tried to cooperate with him to make Italy a better and safe place, with flying butterflies and twittering birds.
When Berlusconi proposed to suspend his lawsuits, Veltroni woke up and realized he doesn’t care for Italian safety at all, and he was so disappointed…
What a bad, bad child… I [...]
28. Documentaries
Posted in information, tagged berlusconi, tv on June 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian people don’t like documentaries, expecially if they tell the truth. So, italian TV didn’t broadcast this american documentary:
CITIZEN BERLUSCONI
Enjoy it.
27. Priests
Posted in church, tagged church, justice, law on June 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian people like the Church. They like the Pope, too. So, after Berlusconi’s meeting with the Pope, he suggested a new law to protect priests: when they are under suspicion for a crime, bench can not investigate without the bishop’s permission.
If a bishop is under suspicion, they have to beg leave from the Vatican.
Italian bench [...]
26. Lawsuits
Posted in crime, tagged justice, law on June 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian people don’t like lawsuit, expecially Silvio Berlusconi. So he suggested to suspend lawsuits until June 2002.
No! It’s not a personal law.
Berlusconi’s lawsuit will be suspended by this law but it’s a coincidence…
It’s obviously for the common good!
25. Oneness
Posted in garbage, tagged garbage, naples on June 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italy is a big lovely country. Italians like being italian… everything is fine.
But Naples is overcrowd by garbage while Milan is not.
So, funny neapolitans picked garbage up the passenger train bound for Milan.
Over the seats.
24. Toy soldiers
Posted in security, tagged politics, security on June 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian people like pretending to live in a dangerous country. So Ignazio LaRussa and his friend Maroni decided to spread soldiers in italian cities to patrol against crime.
They like toy soldiers.
Later he went to his friend’s home and they ate Nutella sandwiches.
23. Children
Posted in crime, tagged camorra, crime, violence on June 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian people like children. They don’t like when gypsies (maybe…) try to kidnap their children. But they like shooting each other to settle the score.
So, they almost killed a child in Melito (Naples).
5oo witnesses didn’t tell the police about it.
22. Europe
Posted in education, tagged education, europe on June 12, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Italian people are different from european people. Enjoy this video.
21. Health
Posted in health, tagged fraud, health on June 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Italian doctors like surgery. They like surgery so much that 13 doctors in Milan performed surgery on patients, even if they didn’t need it.
For money.
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