14. Dirt

Italian politicians like private dirt. But they don’t like when their dirt begins public. So they decided to introduce a law to forbid wiretapping (with the exception of mafia and terrorism… can you assume the connection of a politician with mafia without previous wiretapping?)

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13. Themselves

Italian people like themselves and they’re proud of it. They don’t like to observ and learn from others. So, when they decide for a political change, they never watch what other countries do and they get left behind… but they’re proud of it.

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12. Censorship

Italian people like saying whatever they want. But they don’t like when others do the same. So usually they cut off journalists or they shout loudly against people who talk about unpleasant stuff.

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11. Family

Italian people like having a big family. They like big families so much, they love cradling Mafia inside their country since 19th century, pretending it doesn’t exist to defend it.

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10. Environment

Italian politicians like their big country houses, where all is green and birds sing. But they have a small penis. So they decided to redress building nuclear over plants all over the country, even if in 1987 italians people voted against it.

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9. Illegal permanence

Italian people like employing immigrates because they can duck contracts, paying a ridiculous salary and avoiding taxes. But they don’t like clandestines which are illegal because no one wants to sign a contract with them. So illegal permanence will be punished by 4 years in jail. Who is going to clean up their houses? Maybe [...]

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8. Videogames

Italian people like beating immigrates and setting on fire their home. But italian people don’t like when an immigrate beats someone. So they are trying to stop the sale of GTA IV, a game when a cruel bosniac kills people. Old GTA editions had american cruel men, so it’s fine.

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7. Gypsies

Italian people like being part of Europe. But they don’t like rules.
So they want to be free of kicking out gypsies, even if they’re part of Europe too.

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6. Gay people

Italian people like gay people. But they don’t like Gay Pride events.
Italian minister for equal opportunities, Mara Carfagna, thinks that Gay people are not discriminated anymore, and “Gay pride’s only aim is official recognition for homosexual couples, on the same level with marriage. I cannot agree to that.” “Today there is such a thing as integration [...]

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5. Garbage

Italian people don’t like garbage. But they like setting it on fire and throwing rocks on firemen when they try to extinguish the fire.

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