34. Beach

Italian people like going to the beach. Me, too.

See you soon.

33. Loyalty

Italian people like loyalty.
When a man commit an offence for you, you have to reward him.
So, now that Berlusconi is back in charge, he put Saccà back in the RAI fiction office.
Some years ago, Berlusconi asked Sacca to “raise the boss’s morale” by casting an actress related to a left-politician, so he could convince him to leave Prodi’s government.
Now Saccà can be useful again.

Good, good Saccà. Here’s a candy.

32. Beauty

We know italian people like beauty. So, when they’re ugly, they resort to cosmetic surgery.
But italian plastic surgeons are not really good…
So, italian people resort to cosmetic surgery to repair cosmetic surgery’s mistakes.
Smart.

31. Secrets

Italian people like secrets. So, they voted for the man who has more secrets than anyone else.
Berlusconi had friends in mafia like Mangano, and he was into a masonic lodge called “Propaganda 2″.
The P2 wanted to control italian mass-media and justice.
Do you have any déjà-vu?

30. Summer

Italian people love summer. They love sunbathing with friends, talking about that ugly girl with cellulite.
But they don’t like hot weather.

So everyday, newscasts and newspapers highlight scary scary news about hot weather’s danger:

it’s hot! Everybody out!
This year is the hottest year ever!
Women and children first!
People die!
We all are going to die!!!!

(this news is sponsored by Air Conditioning Multinational Company)

29. Friends

Italian leader of opposition liked Berlusconi. He tried to cooperate with him to make Italy a better and safe place, with flying butterflies and twittering birds.
When Berlusconi proposed to suspend his lawsuits, Veltroni woke up and realized he doesn’t care for Italian safety at all, and he was so disappointed…

What a bad, bad child… I was your friend…

28. Documentaries

Italian people don’t like documentaries, expecially if they tell the truth. So, italian TV didn’t broadcast this american documentary:
CITIZEN BERLUSCONI
Enjoy it.

27. Priests

Italian people like the Church. They like the Pope, too. So, after Berlusconi’s meeting with the Pope, he suggested a new law to protect priests: when they are under suspicion for a crime, bench can not investigate without the bishop’s permission.
If a bishop is under suspicion, they have to beg leave from the Vatican.

Italian bench have to beg leave from a foreign country to investigate about italian people.

Long life paedophila and welcome back, Middle-ages!

26. Lawsuits

Italian people don’t like lawsuit, expecially Silvio Berlusconi. So he suggested to suspend lawsuits until June 2002.
No! It’s not a personal law.
Berlusconi’s lawsuit will be suspended by this law but it’s a coincidence…
It’s obviously for the common good!

25. Oneness

Italy is a big lovely country. Italians like being italian… everything is fine.
But Naples is overcrowd by garbage while Milan is not.
So, funny neapolitans picked garbage up the passenger train bound for Milan.
Over the seats.